John Oliver is straight up KILLING IT with his call outs lately!
You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter
Unless you have a peanut allergy
Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement
"BLESS THIS POST"
"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"
"finally someone said it"
finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Ashton Irwin + Jawline
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
the boys doing the finger thing
Misfits Rewatch: Season 1, Episode 2.I’m not waiting around for Granny Fuck Me to make another appearance.
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging