i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

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when your parents ask you to help them with technology


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reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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“We’re young. We’re supposed to drink too much, we’re supposed to have bad attitudes, and shag each other’s brains out. We are designed to party… We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful!”

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isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

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“You do not need pasta.” — Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

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the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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this is my favorite thing in the adventure time comics oh my glob

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when zanessa broke up i stopped believing in true love

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“I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.” — Dan Howell (via remembertosmileyou)

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i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

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If you want justice, you’ve come to the wrong place.

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